Indeed, the celebration had thrown some of the exciting celebrity break-ups. This often, because the general public is too busy crying over downed eggnog and Downton Abbey noticed a lot of news, and celebrity thinking they can sneak their statement out, vanish quietly and hope that by the time people realized what had happened would have been delivered, Beyonce and break-up will officially become old news.
I have been paying attention, however, partly because I noticed too much celebrity gossip in General, and partly because of the interesting pattern appears to have show up. Take your brand and Perry. They married in October 2010, only to get divorced by next Christmas. Then there’s Sinead O’Connor, who married Drug Counselors Barry wise Herridge in Las Vegas in early December after knowing her for less than three months, before taking him on a journey of hair around the city in an attempt to find marijuana. The marriage lasted for 16 days.
Why aren’t celebrities last? Why tie the knot in the first place if they have no intention of hanging out in more than a wedding DJ?
Brand, as we relentlessly taught through the British tabloids and stand-up gigs myself, was one of the men who are unlikely to change his spots (or, apparently, his leather trousers). Serial Lothario, sex addict and recovering drug addict confessed, he never really screaming marriage material, despite the great intelligence and a sense of humor. Perry’s poor, the savor beverages (brand of tee-total) and clearly (and correctly) are expected to be monogamous, taking the challenge, at least.